My girlfriend and I were invited to her friend's house for a BBQ. There were a lot of people there, and when we arrived, my daughter ran off ahead. Then a huge dog started attacking her, and carried her off. I chased the dog down, and it fled before I got to it. Then, a small chihuahua went up to my daughter and snapped at her. I broke the chihuahua's skull with my hands, and then found the big dog that had bitten my daughter and strangled it to death.
I took my bleeding daughter to the tables outside, and yelled at the dog owner. He stuffed a CD in my face, and said, "This is heavy," and put the CD in the stereo. I replied, "I am sure I have heavier," and took off to find a hospital for my daughter. I'd been thinking of killing him, but did not because I felt it would make my girlfriend sad.
The only hospital nearby was one located at the end of a mall. I really hate malls, but I went in anyways. The hospital turned out to be a clothes store, and I was really pissed for having been tricked. I drove my daughter around a little more, and did not find any hospitals. I stopped, and used my first aid kit to fix her up. I decided we should get some ice cream to cheer her up. My son was there, too, and we ended up getting ice cream on top of a skyscraper where a man was handing it out along with yellow squares of canvas.
Friday, July 4, 2014
Saturday, June 28, 2014
Night of 27JUN2014
I was working outside on a rainy day when I was approached by a young red-headed lady who was in a French bikini despite the weather. She had a snorkel and asked if I wanted to go diving. I said yes and she took me to a tarp-covered hole in the middle of a field. The hole was about 4 feet wide, and brimming with muddy water.
She told me she was trying to swim to the bottom of the hole. She dove in, and I waited a few minutes. When she didn't surface, I dove in, too. It turns out she was a foot under the surface, trying to sink to the bottom and not succeeding.
She told me she was trying to swim to the bottom of the hole. She dove in, and I waited a few minutes. When she didn't surface, I dove in, too. It turns out she was a foot under the surface, trying to sink to the bottom and not succeeding.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Night of 25JUN2014
In an apartment in Tokyo, I began receiving mail forwarded to me from my first address in the military. They were date-stamped from 2005. I received one date-stamped 2020, but it had been ripped open and its contents stolen.
Suddenly, someone put a hit out on my son, so I became his bodyguard for a while. The assassin hid in his room, next to the window, and had a blow-dart gun. I found the assassin, and shot him and threw him off a cliff (the house was on a cliff, for some reason).
Suddenly, someone put a hit out on my son, so I became his bodyguard for a while. The assassin hid in his room, next to the window, and had a blow-dart gun. I found the assassin, and shot him and threw him off a cliff (the house was on a cliff, for some reason).
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Night of 23JUN2014
I was under the floorboards. It was a cabin of some sort. People visited, but I couldn't make a sound. Reaching around, I felt loops of barbed wire. There were sets of bones under there. The people above played cards, and I stayed my cries of pain just so I could hear them speak.
Monday, June 23, 2014
Night of 22JUN2014
I was at a rich friend's house (I can have rich friends in my dreams), and I was wanting to leave. However, I had forgotten the extra magazines for my pistol in one of the children's rooms (?). So I began an exhaustive search of every room in the house. It was actually a mansion, and it was after what seemed like hours of searching that I finally found it.
I stepped out the front door, and met a steep scree. I stumbled down it, and slowly made my way to the bottom without tripping and rolling down. Then I realized I left my jacket at the house. I am not sure why I had taken a jacket, since it was blistering hot outside. So I slowly traveled back up the scree and into the house.
My first step inside was into a different house, or place. It was an arena, and I was in the bleachers. I took a seat, and a woman next to me commented on the cartridges I was quickly loading into my spare magazine. She mistakenly identified it as a ".29 caliber" round, at which I cringed (it was a 7.62x25 Tokarev). She informed me of how she had never had any luck with the .29 caliber. I didn't respond.
I stepped out the front door, and met a steep scree. I stumbled down it, and slowly made my way to the bottom without tripping and rolling down. Then I realized I left my jacket at the house. I am not sure why I had taken a jacket, since it was blistering hot outside. So I slowly traveled back up the scree and into the house.
My first step inside was into a different house, or place. It was an arena, and I was in the bleachers. I took a seat, and a woman next to me commented on the cartridges I was quickly loading into my spare magazine. She mistakenly identified it as a ".29 caliber" round, at which I cringed (it was a 7.62x25 Tokarev). She informed me of how she had never had any luck with the .29 caliber. I didn't respond.
Night of 21JUN2014
While driving to work, on the busiest road in town, I was teleported out of my truck and into the electrical room at the state Capitol building. Angered by my inevitable tardiness, I left the room. I realized I was fully armed, for some reason (rifle, sidearm, and armor plates). Before I reached the exit, I was teleported again to the mall.
These are not places I really enjoy visiting, so being teleported to such places when I am trying to get to work had really pissed me off. I made for the exit, again. Teleported to gas station. I exited, and walked east on the sidewalk. Not really sure where I was going, because I should have headed north to get to work.
These are not places I really enjoy visiting, so being teleported to such places when I am trying to get to work had really pissed me off. I made for the exit, again. Teleported to gas station. I exited, and walked east on the sidewalk. Not really sure where I was going, because I should have headed north to get to work.
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Night of 20JUN2014
My parents had recently opened a shop in a small town. While visiting, I discovered they had a slot car track that my dad carved out of a massive tree, and pieces of plastic. After entertaining himself with this toy for a few minutes, my dad lost interest and left the shop.
My mom asked me to help her carry some things to her car, near the beach. Unable to carry everything in one trip, I had to leave my enormous fishing rod in a breakfast diner, after wrapping it up in electrical tape. When I came back to get it, it was gone. I frantically searched every shop in town for it, and discovered a group of people in a booth at the diner that were excitedly pulling electrical tape off of it.
I told them it was mine, and one of the gals implored the man named 'Meadows' to relinquish the fishing rod to me, as it was rightfully mine. He vehemently refused, and we were transported to a meadow. He turned into a Wookiee, and I disintegrated his legs with a particle rifle.
My mom asked me to help her carry some things to her car, near the beach. Unable to carry everything in one trip, I had to leave my enormous fishing rod in a breakfast diner, after wrapping it up in electrical tape. When I came back to get it, it was gone. I frantically searched every shop in town for it, and discovered a group of people in a booth at the diner that were excitedly pulling electrical tape off of it.
I told them it was mine, and one of the gals implored the man named 'Meadows' to relinquish the fishing rod to me, as it was rightfully mine. He vehemently refused, and we were transported to a meadow. He turned into a Wookiee, and I disintegrated his legs with a particle rifle.
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disintegration,
electrical tape,
fishing,
guns,
parents,
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